Monday, April 14, 2008

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AGE MEME
x = Yes> = Half
[x] I know how to cook toast.
[ ] I can do my own laundry.
[x] I can cook for myself.
[ ] I actually enjoy intellectual conversations.
Total so far = 2
[x] I show up for school all of the time unless I'm sick.
[x] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse.
[ ] I've never gotten a detention.
[ ] I've watched talk shows.
[ ] I drink coffee/tea at least once a week.
Total so far = 4
[x] I know how to run the dish washer and/or do the dishes.
[x] I can count to 5 in either Spanish/French/German/Italian/etc.
[x] When I say I'm going to do something I always do it.
[>] I can mow the lawn.
[ ] I remember to water my plants.
[x] I study when I HAVE to.
[x] I pay attention at school most of the time.
Total so far = 9.5
[ ] I can spell experience without looking it up.
[x] I can go to the store without getting something I don't need.
[>] I always understand jokes the first time they are said.
[x] I can type fast
Total so far = 12
[x] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour.
[ ] I realize that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 20 and have a job.
[x] I can read a book and actually finish it.
Total so far = 14
[x] I knew that the alphabet and twinkle twinkle little star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just checked.
[ ] You actually watch the weather.
total = 16

GENDER MEME
Your Boy Side
[x] You love hoodies
[ ] You love jeans.
[ ] Dogs are better than cats.
[x] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[ ] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[x] Shopping is torture.
[ ] Sad movies suck.
[x] You own an X-Box.
[x] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] You own a DS, PS2 or Sega.
[ ] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[ ] You watch sports on TV.
[x] Gory movies are cool.
[ ] You go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[>] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[ ] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[ ] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[ ] Sports are fun.
[x] Talk with food in your mouth.
[x] Wear boxers.
Total = 10 points
Your Girl Side
[ ] You wear lip gloss.
[ ] You love to shop.
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[ ] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[ ] You wear the color pink.
[x] Go to your mom for advice.
[x] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[ ] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[ ] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories.
[ ] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[ ] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[ ] You wear girl underwear.
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[ ] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.
Total = 2 points

ARE YOU MEME
~ Theater Kid ~ 0/10
[ ] Ever been in a School play?
[ ] Have you ever seen a Broadway/West End show?
[ ] Seen more than 10 shows? not all on broadway
[ ] Have you ever been/Are you in school shows?
[ ] Does your current job involve theater in some way?
[ ] Want to end up working in/for theater?
[ ] Can you recite all of the lyrics to your favorite play/musical?
[ ] Do you break out into random songs whenever/wherever!!
[ ] Do you like the Sound of Music?
[ ] Did you like the Broadway show?
~ Redneck ~ 0/10
[ ] Do you have a couch in your front yard or porch?
[ ] Do you drive a four-wheeler?
[ ] Do you ride four-wheelers?
[ ] Do you like to get dirty?
[ ] Do you like country music?
[ ] Do you have a broken car in your back yard?
[ ] Do you own a cowboy hat?
[ ] Do you live on more then 1 acres?
[ ] Do you have more then 4 different animals at your home?
[ ] Do you watch Larry the Cable Guy movies?
~ Goth ~ 3.5/9
[ ] Do you wear black eyeliner?
[x] Is most of your clothing dark?
[<] Do you think about death often? [ ] Do you want to die? [ ] Are you a social outcast? [x] Are you pale? [ ] Do you own something from Hot Topic? [x] Do you enjoy Tim Burton movies? [ ] Are you mean? ~ Punk ~ 2/11 [ ] Can you skateboard? [ ] Do you wear Vans, dcs, converse, ect.? [x] Do you do stupid stuff with your friends? [x] Have you gotten in trouble with the Cops? [ ] Do you watch the x-games? [ ] Do you have any piercings? [ ] Do you like/wear a mohawk? [ ] Do you wear Band t-shirts? [ ] Are you a rebel without a cause? [ ] Have you called someone a poseur recently? [ ] Does it piss you off when people say poser instead of poseur? ~ Prep ~ 1/10 [ ] Do you say the word "like" alot? [ ] Do you shop at Hollister/Abercrombie&Fitch/AE/Aero? [ ] Do the people in Hot Topic scare you? [ ] Do you laugh alot? [ ] Have/do you watch LAGUNA BEACH? [ ] Do you like pop music? [ ] Do you want/have a little dog? [ ] Do you smile a lot? [ ] Do you hang out with your friends a lot? [x] Do you always carry a purse/wallet. ~ Hippie ~ 4.5/11 [x] Is your hair long? [ ] Do you own a tye-dye shirt? [x] Do you want to save the animals? [x] Do you think war is unnecessary? [>] Do you like classic rock and trippy music?
[x] Have you ever participated in a protest?
[ ] Have you ever been overcome with a desire to hug a tree?
[ ] Do you play a ukulele or os?
[ ] Do/have you ever smoked the peace pipe?
[ ] Do you wear a peace sign around your neck?
[ ] Do you just sit in the grass with your friends and play guitar?
~ Gangsta ~ 3.5/9
[ ] Do you act ghetto?
[ ] Do you wear do-rags?
[x] Do you like hip-hop?
[>] Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world?
[x] Do you believe he's alive?
[ ] Do you like afros?
[x] Have you ever said "Fo Shizzle"?
[ ] Do you like to dance?
[ ] Do you own any Baby Phat or G-Unit?
~ Emo ~ 3/10
[ ] Do you cry often?
[x] Do you wear hoodies?
[ ] Do you like hard music?
[x] Do people not understand you?
[ ] Do you write your own poems?
[ ] Ever dyed your hair red, black or dark?
[ ] Have you ever cut yourself?
[ ] Are you LONELY?
[ ] Do you like ohio is for lovers by Hawthorne Heights?
[x] Do you think a lot?
~ Surfer ~ 1/8
[ ] Do you surf?
[ ] Do you wear flip flops year-round?
[ ] Is your hair shaggy?
[ ] Do you wake up before 6 every morning?
[ ] Do you own any pairs of shorts?
[ ] Are you tan?
[ ] Do you want to be at the beach right now?
[x] Do you hate tourists?
~ Geek ~ 6/10
[x] Do you wear glasses?
[x] Do you get good grades?
[ ] Do you use an inhaler?
[ ] Do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt pockets?
[ ] Does your mom pick out your clothes?
[x] Are you on the computer often?
[ ] Do you ever get picked on?
[x] Do you look forward to going to school?
[x] Are you shy around the opposite sex?
[x] You play video games?

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u suck for reading this mindless crap now go do something useful you lozer

Thursday, April 3, 2008

hahaha i have an evil plan

so i have the idea of emailing as many random people asking them to read my blog... so i might some day get on yahoo and email like a hundred people bweing like "read my blog please. [link]"
so yea mabe i will be so bored one day i actuially will do that but 4 now i wil plaay CSS

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

wow this is so interisting!!!!!!!!~~~

oi i thought about posting something but i am too lazy to write anything cause id rather play CSS so if u read this too bad cause i dont care to waste my time writing crap noone will read
wOOOoooooOOO~~~ how fun im sucha lozer i write a blog that no one reads!!!! wow i have to be the coolest person on earth!!!
WOW!!!!!!~~~~
the only thing lower then writing this crap would be to be sucha boring lozer you actuially read a blog noone else reads and the writer isnt even talking about anything... wow if ur reading this u gotta be so bored with ur life id rather be playing counter strike now but ins-
scrw that im geting on now

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

omg

ok this is so dum i hate this blog
hmmmm let me try something...

AAAAHHHHH!!!!!! WHATEVER YOU DO DO NOT LEAVE A COMMENT ON MY BLOG!!!!!! YOU CANT DO IT.... YOU WILL NEVER COMMENT!!!!
DO NOT COMMENT!!!!!!!

ok so im trying reverse sykology
and it wont work
noone will even read this and noone will comment
so yea this is just cause im so bored and im waiting for couter strike to install so i figure i gotta do something right?
so y not blog... but no one will read this crap
i could put plans to kill people or sometihng evil and noone would know cause u dont even read thins crap
but y would i want to kill people... i like most people and i can avoid the people i dont like so who cares
i mean y do these sykopathic lozers shoot up schools and all cause "nobody liked me, waaaa im an winey lozer and i never say anything and i scowl at people and i hate them all but they dont love and worship me like they should" i mean who the **** thinks like that???? wat lozrs they expect people to just give them everythign whil they go mope around and if they want friends then be like "hi im bored u wanna hang out somewhere and do something cause i noticed that i like TV and u like TV so mabe we can watch TV shows at my place huh?" i mean how f-ing hard is that to talk to people? and if they t like "u lozer i dont wanna hang out with u" then u can probably find other people who dont like that person too and u can hang with them. its not that hard to find friends in a huge schol or a collage i mean theres thousands of peoples there, right? u can definintly find someone who has at least 1 thig in commom wit u and u can hang out and do wat u both wanna do. serusly theres like 30 pople in my school but im friends with like haf of them and im a-soial so those lozers have no excuse not to have friends except 4 themselves. u dont have to be uber popular either u can liek have 1 or 2 reely good friends and that is all good its just when u say "i cant get friends" then ur just lieng 2 ur self cause n-e one can get a friend. i meen people wonted "y do school shootings happen??? well its cause some lozer thought he had no frieds but he could have made some reely good friends he just dicided to be a lozr and be all like "everyone hates me cause i tell them all to FUCK OFF and they dont shower me with love and attention. i guss ill shoot them all cause they did waht i told them to do but i reely ment "i need a friend" and they should know that "FUCK OFF" = "I need love". who would have gussed??? serusly if ur reading this and ur one of those whiny losers then u need to go up to someone who has similar intrists as u and u need to be like "lets hang out" and thats all u gotta do to get a f-ing friend. its not reely hard at all.

well that is the thought barf i had today
enjoy

Friday, March 21, 2008

ugggggghhhhhh........

well i havent posted anything because noone reads this and i dout anyone will read it anyway so yea........
NOBODY WILL READ THIS!!!!!!!!!!
yea im just talking to noone
so that is why i havent posted anything cause im lasy and i dont care and noone will read this. but if for some strange reason someone looks at this they know why there are no new posts

maby people would look at this crap if i had an opinion written here.

bush sux
hillary sux
global warming sux
gun control is retarded
gays marage is ok
abortion is ok
SUVs suck
the IRS sux
politics suck
war sux
weed is ok
opening our border to anyone who can read, speak, and write english is good
bomb isrial

that is all the opinions i can think of right now
maby someone will read this and be like "this guy has good ideas" or "this guy is an idiot" but you will leave a comment telling me what you think about what i think. i wonder why some people dont care about what my day was like or what i dod today but they care about what i think about poloticks????

uggg........ anyway here is something diffrent
if you care my day was borring

yea no random gun fact today
like anyone cares................. i dont even care so yea this should make some people happy i have an opinion but normally i keep it to my self but apparently the important people have opinions and they wave them arround like "i bielieve this and if you disagree then you are wrong and a traitor and u should be shot...."
and people listen to them and they are like this guy is stupid but they keep listning to him. well if he is so stupid then turn the dam channel serusly y do u listen to him if he is a moron and u disagree with everytihng he says
jeez people...

Saturday, March 15, 2008

so anyway....

wooooooo!!!!!!
my airsoft gun came and it is so kick ass!!!!!!!
it is full metal luger with a 16 round compacity and it is gas powered. cardboard's gun is a full metal 1911 wichj is also gas powered but he has 2 magiseenes. they use propane wich is super cheep and iti is way cheeper then green gas. it is an awesome gun way better then any other airsoft pistol i have ever had before. it is so worth buying if u like airsoft.

hmm so that is like the biggest news... well i saw Dawn of the Dead for the first time and i was like wow what an awesome movie definitly the best zombie movie ive seen so far. i know i see a bunch of old movies way after when they came out but oh well they are awesome. if you havent seen dawn of the dead you dont know what a zombie movie is. this is like a awesome movie. u definitly have to see it.
oh and a reely crappy movie that you reely dont want to see is Final Contract. it was the worst ovie because the hole movie was just crap. just dont see it ever unless you feel the need to stab your eyes out with a dull spork.
hahaha

anyway my spring break started today so that is awesome cause ive been planning to paint my P.O.S. car but there is rain predicted till tuesday so i have to wait till w. or th. to paint it and i still havent diecided what color to paint my car.
oh and my cellphole os still haf broken cause it was accidentally dropped off a 10-15 foot cliff and bounced off a rock and landed haf in water so it is crazy that it works at all. the keys dont work except for the endcall/power button so i can still recieve calls i just cant make any calls.

well anyway im messing around with my new gun. ive added marks on the magizene for every 5 rounds and ive replaced an internal spring to make fieldstripping easier. i also tried a few diffrent ways to modify the luger to full auto before i found the best way to do it was to remove the cover of the trigger group and press the lever with my thumb witch should work great for full auto fire. i wish i could aford some real wood grips wich seem compatible with the airsoft luger and since they are wood i can shave off any parts that wont fit. but i dont have enough money and id rather get Love Hina #5 anyway. also the luger is compatible with the stock for the real luger so if i wanted i could put a stock on it but i dont think id want to do that.

still single but whatever that means i get to spend my money on myself, not a girlfriend. hahaha

also the luger apparently needs to be regularly oiled so im gonna use real gun oil for it because im assumeing that even tho it is an airsoft gun it is still metal rubbing on metal so why woudnt gun oil work?

uhh i wish someone would comment on my bolg or my art but noone has. it sux cause i think my art pritty good so i bet someone would like it. oh well i can enjoy it.

well anyway im getting tired of the random gun facts thing so im not gonna do one every time i post a blog

so yea pleeze comment... or subscribe or both

Thursday, March 13, 2008

super bord

oi im bord
whatever